This ass featured above belongs to Brazilian beach volleyball player Talita Antunes. I think I spelled that right. But if not, who care. Have you gotten a good look at that ass? Have you??!?
This ass is top notch. Grade A. World class. Awesome. Am I making myself clear? I can go on and on, but then that would mean I would have to stop admiring that rump. And I can’t do that.
Oh. I almost forgot. She has a face, too. And really her whole body is worth it’s own documentary. I want to find a pic of her with make-up, just to see her at full hotness. But I can’t help but be impressed with her as is. Because this girl is about playing the sport. The “looking damn good” part is au naturale.
I never really considered posting videos on this blog. I just figured I would keep it strictly photos. But Leryn Franco made me change all that. Oh my God did she make me change that!!
Leryn Franco looks great dry, but she looks freakin’ awesome when wet! This girl just has a perfect rockin’ body! And I love it that towards the end of the video she reminds us all that’s she’s still just a girl. Just listen to her when they turn the hose on her. She’s still just a girl. A sweet, smokin’ hot girl.
My hope is to find the hi res pics of that photo shoot as soon as humanly possible. Or more accurately, as soon as my laziness permits. Those pics will no doubt be eye-popping and jaw dropping!
Kara Goucher represented the United States well in the New York City Marathon on Sunday. Not only is she the first American to place in over ten years, but more importantly, she’s very easy on the eyes!
We salute you, Kara Goucher. Congratulations on your accomplishment. And thank you for looking damn good. Because right now as our nation faces troubled times ahead, the last thing we need is an American woman on the podium who would make the rest of the U.S.A. look bad. In fact, you raise our morale, among other things.
Curling. This is an Olympic event. Why? I don’t know. In fact I don’t really know anything about it except that it takes place on ice. But apparently it has some fairly hot girls participating. So for that reason only, we will consider it a sport. Well, maybe “sport” isn’t the right word. “Event”? “Activity”? Whatever. Either way it results in a 2009 Women of Curling calendar full of sexy girls that curl. Curlers? Ah, to hell with it.
I can’t help but wonder what it was like for the guy to approach theses curling girls about the calendar? My approach would have been, “Girls, quite frankly no one cares about your sport. If you want to generate interest? You have to lose the clothes.” Boom. Calensar born. And I’m not going to lie. In the 2010 Winter Olympics, I will tune in to see if I recognize any of these hotties. Will I care who wins? Nope.
I wonder what it’s like for Heather Mitts to play soccer for Team USA. I mean, do you think the rest of the team hates her? I mean, besides for Hope Solo, and maybe another chick, the rest of Team USA is about as attractive as those mothers at the polygamist LDS compound in Texas.
So it’s easy to imagine with as ridiculously beautiful Heather Mitts is, that her teammates despise her. Most girls I know hate hot girls. Even hot girls hate hot girls. But ugly girls really hate hot girls. I bet they just sneer at her in the locker room when she’s undressing. And she gets dirty looks left and right in the showers because they loathe her perfect body. Girls can be bitches.
I would bet money that one of those broads put a hex on her. How else do you think she ended up married to Jay Feely? Or A.J. Feeley. Or whatever putz she’s married to that isn’t me. Poor Heather.
Maria Sharapova is the formula for all hothletes. And that formula is… EXTREMELY HOT + EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL = ENVY OF FEMALE ATHELETES EVERYWHERE.
I know that some of you still like to think that Ana Kournikova is still the hottest thing in all of tennis. Well, I cannot agree, especially after looking at all these Sharapova pics. In fact, she may not even be in the top ten! Have you seen all the hot young tennis players in the female circuit these days??? Trust me on this. I will be blogging about each one of these hothletes. And you will agree.
Plus Anna has that chubby face I can’t get past. Chubby face and not ever winning anything is a bunch of negative points. Now, just because I don’t think she is the hottest girl in tennis doesn’t mean I would kick her out of bed, know what I mean?